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CORPORATE RULES

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Title: Corporate Rules...!!

Rule-1

The Boss is always right.

If the Boss is wrong, see line 1.

Rule-2

Those who work, get more work.

Others get pay, perks and promotions.

Rule-3

Ph.D. stands for "Pull Him Down".

The more intelligent a person,

The more hardworking a person,

The more committed a person.

The more number of persons are engaged

in pulling that person down.

Rule-4

When the Bosses talk about improving productivity,

They are never talking about themselves.

Rule-5

It doesn't matter what you do,

It only matters what you say you've done and what you are going to do.

Rule-6

A pat on the back is only a few centimeters,

from a kick in the butt.

Rule-7

Don't be irreplaceable.

If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

Rule-8

When you don't know what to do,

Walk fast and look Worried.

Rule-9

Everything can be filed under "Miscellaneous”.

Rule-10

You can do any amount of work,

Provided it isn't the work you are supposed to be doing.

Rule-11

In order to get a promotion,

You only need to pretend that you know your job.

Rule-12

The last person that quits or was fired,

will be held responsible for everything that goes Wrong.