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Title: Modern Laws

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR;

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.


LAW OF WORKSHIOP;

Any tool, when dropped will roll to the least accessible corner.


LAW OF QUEUES;

If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.


LAW OF TELEPHONE;

When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.


LAW OF THE ALIBI;

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the next morning you will have a flat tyre.

LAW OF DOOR BELL;

When the body is immersed in water, the door bell rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS;

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

LAW OF RESULT;

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

LAW OF BIO-MECHANICS;

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

LAW FO THEATRE SEATING;

People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

LAW OF COFFEE;

As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.